Fans of horror might like to know that my new site, Tales From The Dungeon Of Unimaginable Horrors, has arrived on the Internet to screams of terror all round. If you like getting the bums rush off of reading the most terrifying stories ever written by man, head over there now.
To start off proceedings, I’ve reprinted my infamous story, ‘The One Hundred Year Old Fart’, which won me all the writing awards in the world when it first appeared on the World Wide Web back in 2009.
Enjoy reliving the terror, and check back for more spine-tingling stories in the months to come*.
*Unless I give up on it like I did with Every Bugger’s Farted
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January 26, 2012 at 14:46 |
Stick a tampon up yer arse, Perry, isn’t it bad enough that yer allowed to spread yer manure in this place? There’s only so much shite that yer adoring fans can take.